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by @pollonavale
Alessio

Alessio

Income/s
$85K/s
Cost
$17.5M
Rarity
God
Status
Obtainable

Overview

Alessio delivers strong income at $85K/s/sec, comfortably outpacing the typical Legendary baseline and well-suited as a primary earner during your first three rebirths.

Alessio was originally designed by @pollonavale and entered the official Steal a Brainrot roster after the meme spread across short-form video.

Best-case acquisition is via late-game fusing — combining four Mythic brainrots in the active Fuse Machine has the highest non-event probability. Otherwise you're hunting on the conveyor with a fully-upgraded base and luck mutators stacked. Some God brainrots are exclusive to limited-time events, which means the moment a new event drops you should pivot all your spending to grinding event keys.

Costing $17.5M on the conveyor when it does spawn, Alessio sits inside the standard cost-per-income window for the god tier; trade values track that ratio closely on community boards.

Stack a Diamond, Bloodlust, or Cyber mutation on top and the multiplier compounds the base figure dramatically — the Cyber 11x mutation in particular turns this brainrot into one of the few pieces capable of paying back any base-upgrade cost in under sixty seconds.

Slot Alessio into a four-creature Mythic-or-better lineup and pair it with active mutations — it'll out-earn most rebirth-3-and-below alternatives without requiring constant attention.

Alessio is a God brainrot earning $85K/s

Best Combos

Pair Alessio with these top multipliers to maximize earnings:

Top Traits
1
Strawberry
Strawberry9x
2
Meowl
Meowl8x
3
John Pork
John Pork7.5x
Top Mutations
1
Neon
Neon0x
2
Phantom
Phantom12x
3
Cyber
Cyber11x

How to Obtain

1
Buy from the Red CarpetPurchase for $17.5M in-game currency
2
Steal from Other PlayersA core mechanic of the game. Approach another player's brainrot and steal it!
3
Trade with PlayersFind someone who already owns Alessio and negotiate a trade.

Tips

  • Combine with high-multiplier traits to maximize income output.
  • Apply the best mutation you can find for a bonus multiplier on top of traits.
  • Place Alessio in a safe spot away from other players to reduce theft risk.
  • Check the Red Carpet regularly for rotating stock and limited-time creatures.
  • As a God brainrot, Alessio is a prime target for thieves. Stay alert!

Alessio — In-Depth Analysis

Alessio is a Rare brainrot in Steal a Brainrot with a distinctly human personality that sets it apart from the more abstract entries in the game. Its Rare-tier income is steady and reliable, making it a welcome addition to mid-game rosters that need consistent passive earnings. The shop price is fair for what it delivers, and most mid-game players can budget for it after a couple of focused grinding sessions.

You can obtain Alessio from Rare crates that drop through mission completion and daily login rewards. The rotating shop also cycles it in periodically, giving players a direct purchase option. Trading communities frequently have it listed at competitive rates — it's a popular enough item that supply stays healthy without prices spiking unreasonably.

Alessio's trade value is solid and benefits from its personable design, which resonates with a wide player base. Collectors who enjoy character-style brainrots actively seek it, keeping demand above what pure stats would suggest. Mutations like Shiny give it a notable bump. Verdict: a well-rounded Rare that earns consistently, trades reliably, and has a design personality that stands out in the lineup.

Is Alessio Worth It?

For trading: Alessio is on the live Steal a Brainrot value table (linked at the bottom). Permanent variants always trade for substantially more than physical / consumable variants. Run the trade through the WFL calculator before you accept — values shift daily.

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