Donkeyturbo Express
Overview
Donkeyturbo Express earns roughly $7.5M/s/sec — fine for early-game padding, marginal once your base hits the upgraded conveyor.
Donkeyturbo Express was originally designed by BRAZILIAN SPYDER and entered the official Steal a Brainrot roster after the meme spread across short-form video.
Acquisition is brutal: you'll either spend tens of millions of cash buying through the conveyor (and need luck even with the buy-all setup), pull it from a Secret-only egg or event reward pool, or fuse it from God-tier inputs in the right machine. Most secret brainrots are also locked behind specific events, so missing the window means waiting for a re-release.
Costing $1.2B on the conveyor when it does spawn, Donkeyturbo Express sits inside the standard cost-per-income window for the secret tier; trade values track that ratio closely on community boards.
Cheap mutations like Gold (1.25x) or Lava (1.5x) are the most economical fits — anything more expensive is overinvestment given the ceiling of this rarity tier.
Use Donkeyturbo Express as a placeholder while you stack cash for upgrades, then fuse or trade it away once a higher-tier replacement becomes available.
Best Combos
Pair Donkeyturbo Express with these top multipliers to maximize earnings:
How to Obtain
Tips
- Combine with high-multiplier traits to maximize income output.
- Apply the best mutation you can find for a bonus multiplier on top of traits.
- Place Donkeyturbo Express in a safe spot away from other players to reduce theft risk.
- Check the Red Carpet regularly for rotating stock and limited-time creatures.
- As a Secret brainrot, Donkeyturbo Express is a prime target for thieves. Stay alert!
Donkeyturbo Express — In-Depth Analysis
Donkeyturbo Express is one of those SECRET-tier brainrots that makes you smile and then immediately makes you money. At $7.5M per second and $1.2 billion to acquire, it sits at an accessible price point with solid income that rewards patient grinders. The name is gloriously absurd — a turbo-charged donkey on an express line — and that absurdity fuels strong trade demand from collectors who love personality over prestige. It's a reliable performer in any lineup and holds its own against more expensive SECRETs in terms of entertainment value. Gold and Lava mutations inject some serious visual energy while boosting earnings, and the Diamond Donkeyturbo Express is a genuine collector's gem. Few SECRETs are this much fun to own and trade.
Is Donkeyturbo Express Worth It?
For trading: Donkeyturbo Express is on the live Steal a Brainrot value table (linked at the bottom). Permanent variants always trade for substantially more than physical / consumable variants. Run the trade through the WFL calculator before you accept — values shift daily.
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