John Pork
Overview
John Pork earns roughly $TBA/s/sec — fine for early-game padding, marginal once your base hits the upgraded conveyor.
John Pork was originally designed by @john.pork and entered the official Steal a Brainrot roster after the meme spread across short-form video.
This brainrot's acquisition path depends on the active event or special mechanic that introduced it; check the in-game event panel and the latest update notes for the current method.
Costing $TBA on the conveyor when it does spawn, John Pork sits inside the standard cost-per-income window for the misc tier; trade values track that ratio closely on community boards.
Cheap mutations like Gold (1.25x) or Lava (1.5x) are the most economical fits — anything more expensive is overinvestment given the ceiling of this rarity tier.
Use John Pork as a placeholder while you stack cash for upgrades, then fuse or trade it away once a higher-tier replacement becomes available.
Best Combos
Pair John Pork with these top multipliers to maximize earnings:
How to Obtain
Tips
- Combine with high-multiplier traits to maximize income output.
- Apply the best mutation you can find for a bonus multiplier on top of traits.
- Place John Pork in a safe spot away from other players to reduce theft risk.
- Check the Red Carpet regularly for rotating stock and limited-time creatures.
- As a OG brainrot, John Pork is a prime target for thieves. Stay alert!
John Pork — In-Depth Analysis
John Pork is the meme-tier OG brainrot born from the viral 2023 TikTok pig-headed phone call clip, now immortalized in Steal a Brainrot as a limited-event drop. Classified at the OG rarity tier (the same shelf as Spyder Elephant and Headless Horseman), he packs a base income of $500M/s, which translates to roughly $1.8T/h straight into your podium. His unique Is Calling trait stacks a brutal 7.5x multiplier across compatible brainrots, pushing real-server income past 3.7B/s on optimized setups. Sticker price on the conveyor sits at $500B cash.
Obtaining him is rough: he only appears during the timed JOHN PORK event (debuted May 2, 2026, scheduled to run only 3 times across all servers). He spawns on the conveyor, rings the in-game phone, then can slap the Is Calling trait on random brainrots. Tips: keep at least one open base slot, hop into high-level servers (Lvl 60+ usually win the spawn race), pre-buy a Lucky Block for the chance window, and camp the belt during event countdowns. Fusing won't summon him, only event spawns and stealing work.
Trade-wise he's an S-tier hold with brutal demand (only ~14 units circulating early). Clean copies trade for top-shelf OGs. Cyber (11x) is the meta mutation pushing $19.8T/h, with Rainbow and Divine (10x) close behind. Diamond (1.5x) and Gold (1.25x) are entry-level keepers. A Cyber John Pork is an instant lock-vault item — never trade it loose.
Is John Pork Worth It?
For trading: John Pork is on the live Steal a Brainrot value table (linked at the bottom). Permanent variants always trade for substantially more than physical / consumable variants. Run the trade through the WFL calculator before you accept — values shift daily.
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