John Pork
Overview
John Pork earns roughly $TBA/s/sec — fine for early-game padding, marginal once your base hits the upgraded conveyor.
John Pork was originally designed by @john.pork and entered the official Steal a Brainrot roster after the meme spread across short-form video.
This brainrot's acquisition path depends on the active event or special mechanic that introduced it; check the in-game event panel and the latest update notes for the current method.
Costing $TBA on the conveyor when it does spawn, John Pork sits inside the standard cost-per-income window for the misc tier; trade values track that ratio closely on community boards.
Cheap mutations like Gold (1.25x) or Lava (1.5x) are the most economical fits — anything more expensive is overinvestment given the ceiling of this rarity tier.
Use John Pork as a placeholder while you stack cash for upgrades, then fuse or trade it away once a higher-tier replacement becomes available.
Best Combos
Pair John Pork with these top multipliers to maximize earnings:
How to Obtain
Tips
- Combine with high-multiplier traits to maximize income output.
- Apply the best mutation you can find for a bonus multiplier on top of traits.
- Place John Pork in a safe spot away from other players to reduce theft risk.
- Check the Red Carpet regularly for rotating stock and limited-time creatures.
- As a OG brainrot, John Pork is a prime target for thieves. Stay alert!
How John Pork compares
Figures below are calculated from John Pork's own stats and compared against the og brainrots on this site. They update whenever the underlying data does.
- Pays for itself in
- 16m 40s
at $500B to buy and $500M/s income
John Pork — In-Depth Analysis
John Pork is the meme-tier OG brainrot born from the viral 2023 TikTok pig-headed phone call clip, now immortalized in Steal a Brainrot as a limited-event drop. Classified at the OG rarity tier (the same shelf as Spyder Elephant and Headless Horseman), he packs a base income of $500M/s, which translates to roughly $1.8T/h straight into your podium. His unique Is Calling trait stacks a brutal 7.5x multiplier across compatible brainrots, pushing real-server income past 3.7B/s on optimized setups. Sticker price on the conveyor sits at $500B cash.
Obtaining him is rough: he only appears during the timed JOHN PORK event (debuted May 2, 2026, scheduled to run only 3 times across all servers). He spawns on the conveyor, rings the in-game phone, then can slap the Is Calling trait on random brainrots. Tips: keep at least one open base slot, hop into high-level servers (Lvl 60+ usually win the spawn race), pre-buy a Lucky Block for the chance window, and camp the belt during event countdowns. Fusing won't summon him, only event spawns and stealing work.
Trade-wise he's an S-tier hold with brutal demand (only ~14 units circulating early). Clean copies trade for top-shelf OGs. Cyber (11x) is the meta mutation pushing $19.8T/h, with Rainbow and Divine (10x) close behind. Diamond (1.5x) and Gold (1.25x) are entry-level keepers. A Cyber John Pork is an instant lock-vault item — never trade it loose.
Is John Pork Worth It?
For trading: John Pork is on the live Steal a Brainrot value table (linked at the bottom). Permanent variants always trade for substantially more than physical / consumable variants. Run the trade through the WFL calculator before you accept — values shift daily.
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