John Pork

Landing the John Pork trait means your brainrot earns at 7.5 times its base cash-per-second rate — a serious boost that puts it well above the minor x1.5–x2 crowd and comfortably in the top tier of OG traits, even if it sits a notch below the x9 Strawberry at the very pinnacle. At x7.5 every second that brainrot sits on your base is generating meaningfully more income than an untraited copy, and that gap compounds fast during long grind sessions.

Getting this trait is tied to a one-of-a-kind Admin Abuse event. A phone displaying John Pork's face spawns above the cave, splitting the entire map: one half fills with Green Call buttons while the other half erupts in Red Decline buttons. Any brainrot that picks up the effect during the event window receives the trait — and unlike most trait mechanics, it does not require the brainrot to be standing on the Red Carpet, so even characters elsewhere on the map can get tagged. OG traits like John Pork belong to a legacy pool of rare modifiers tied to historical or staff-run moments, making them far less obtainable than seasonal or natural-event traits.

Because traits are permanent and stack multiplicatively with any Mutation your brainrot already carries, a John Pork-traited brainrot becomes a high-value trade asset. Keep it well-guarded — rivals will absolutely target it for a steal.